It's All about the Crabs
Maryland's Department of Agriculture can't just cut to the chase. After telling homeowners to treat their gardens and lawns like commercial farmers do, there's the hard truth.
And perhaps the boldest suggestion made today -- get rid of your lawn, or at least consider making it smaller. Trees and shrubs capture more carbon than grass, and they need less maintenance and fertilizer than a traditional turf lawn.
«In so many cases people are trying to grow turf where it doesn't grow well,» causing fertilizer overuse and pollution, Traunfeld said.
The backyard conservation tips being pitched by the Department Agriculture won't directly help farmers. But they could lead to water-quality improvements that help everybody, officials said.
«All of these small yards, put together, done properly, will have a huge effect on the Chesapeake Bay,» Hance said.
The fact that statistics rate homeowners as egregious a cabal of polluters as commercial farmers says a lot about the consequences of peer pressure in suburban America.
State environmental officials worry about the condition of the Chesapeake Bay. Or, is that the crabbing lobby? Anyway, more crabs, less vegetables, all make a Marylander smelly, healthy, and broke.
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